Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
you never un-have a 4some
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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