I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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