just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
