Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
