I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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