I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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