I need help removing her.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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