Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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