zippers are such a cool invention
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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