So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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