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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.

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ohhh scissor me timbers..

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:35pm

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Two girls, 4 legs, fucking motion

Submitted by JayEasy on Jul 27, 10 at 2:34pm

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Scissor me Xerxes!

Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 27, 10 at 3:31pm

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Fuck the scissors, get the strap on and Go!

Submitted by CitizenScrappy on Jul 27, 10 at 2:48pm

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Video, or it didn't happen

Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 27, 10 at 3:51pm

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Ahh, the ol' scissor virginity. Classic.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 4:33pm

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Thats whatsup

Submitted by jefe424 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:54pm

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Protip: that's not how lesbians actually have sex.

Submitted by pey0te on Jul 28, 10 at 3:56am

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real lesbians don't scissor! sad but true......

Submitted by Valkyrie on Jul 28, 10 at 11:02am

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Oh scissor me...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 2:26pm

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Scissor sistas. mash them fuckers together!

Submitted by slickleg on Jul 28, 10 at 11:08am

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Corylovesbray, the line is from an episode of southpark. You should watch it, that episode is f- ing hilarious!

Submitted by destructo on Jul 28, 10 at 8:35pm

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sweet scissorin whores

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 27, 10 at 5:58pm

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South Park. Scissor me timbers

Submitted by ltrice0306 on Jul 28, 10 at 3:41am

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@pey0te... Actually, yeah, it is.

Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 28, 10 at 6:53am

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@parsons, why the fuck would she have a video of her friend talking to her after she threw up?

Submitted by iamamazing on Jul 27, 10 at 5:12pm

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I don't get it

Submitted by jillyjillyjilly on Jul 28, 10 at 7:08am

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Watch sum south park corilovesbray. And no scissoring is not hot. At least if ms. Garrison is doing it.

Submitted by rabidlamb on Jul 28, 10 at 4:13am

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Hungry hungry hip-O's

Submitted by curd on Aug 26, 12 at 3:34am

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Scissor me timmmbeeerrrrs

Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 27, 10 at 6:36pm

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ok wtf is up with the "scissor me timbers" comments? so weird. and id love to be her friend who promised that! scissoring is HOT

Submitted by corilovesbray on Jul 28, 10 at 12:35am

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- It's from South Park. That's a show incase you didn't know
  
  Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Aug 3, 10 at 2:23am
  
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Hopefully that's just the hangover and not the alcohol talking

Submitted by saucysauceman on Jul 27, 10 at 4:27pm

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That is some hot sex!

Submitted by niceman on Jul 27, 10 at 5:06pm

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Fuzz bumping rules

Submitted by dh6376 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:05pm

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Scissor me timberzzzzzz!!!!!!!!

Submitted by fmlimhungover on Jul 29, 10 at 2:53am

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Scissor my timbers! :D

Submitted by heyychitown on Jul 27, 10 at 5:50pm

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Bumpin zero's!

Submitted by destructo on Jul 28, 10 at 8:36pm

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After holding her hair back, I say that is a just reward =)

Submitted by firstyisafcknfag on Jul 28, 10 at 3:32am

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CLAM BUMPERS

Submitted by pixoritdnthapn on Jul 28, 10 at 4:34pm

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What is scissor virginity?

Submitted by Miri on Jul 27, 10 at 5:51pm

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After seeing blue velvet, I definitely didn't take that the right way

Submitted by jakethebarber on Jul 27, 10 at 7:40pm

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Bang her with the scissors.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 27, 10 at 5:03pm

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Grosssss

Submitted by hottiecakes19 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:43pm

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Wtf?

Submitted by joea1 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:30pm

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What?

Submitted by EuroPeein on Jul 27, 10 at 2:25pm

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