Texts From Last Night · BrohammedAli's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry bfeisty hasn't picked any favorites yet.

BrohammedAli's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(562): View more from California

it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with

Fav 14 5132 1244
share tweet
(602): View more from Arizona

Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?

Fav 9 5837 1147
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.

Fav 43 15735 1828
share tweet
(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

Fav 65 21689 2542
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments

Fav 88 15149 3443
share tweet
(903): View more from Texas

The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.

Fav 34 4658 1297
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(210): View more from Texas

i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation

Fav 13 5203 2001
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

Fav 101 35348 4430
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT