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  • An angel cries cause they're not allowed to wack it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Leave me alone I'm batin'!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Photos? Didn't know Jesus walked the earth after cameras were invented.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:41pm
  • You missed the small one on your pillowcase, there's really 21

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Balls McLongcock says: Masturbation isn't a problem until you're masturbating to Jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:58pm
  • If your friends know you masturbate too much and put multiple pictures of Jesus in your bedroom to stop you, THAT is a problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:39pm
  • Catholics have a lot of kids because they aren't allowed non-procreative sex. That's also why the church bashes single women and homosexuals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:13pm
  • It's not a problem if you enjoy it and nobody's getting hurt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Jesus in 20 different positions?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:37pm
  • You have too much time on your hands. Get a job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Jeff you are awesome! I'm actually just reading these so I can see what you say about them all! Keep at it buddy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:33am
  • He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:56am
  • Masturbation is only a problem if you are bad at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:12pm
  • 4:05 haha kodak was invented In 246bc and Jesus just happen to be a kodak moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Every time you whack it, an angel cries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Time to find a girlfriend....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Oh what kind of problem could there possibly be unless you go through the drywall? You went through the drywall, didn't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Time + lube = jizz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Mormonism is the biggest crock of shit even invented....other than Scientology. these two belong in the dictionary under "Crazy fucktard people"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Why is everyone assuming its a guy whacking away? That text was written by a girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:08pm
  • the area code is 801...utah. the person is mormon. I feel your pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Mormonism is the most ridiculous and easiest religion to prove wrong. What a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Catholics can't mastubate or have sex. That sucks. Is it a sin to be happy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 3:38 props on the Idiocracy quote

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate... He stares at his penis until he gets off-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:20pm
  • 7:40 Mormonism isn't a religion it the worlds largest cult they don't meet the criteria to be a religion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Idk how there can be a 'problem' with masturbation. Unless something GOES wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Stereotyping an entire city isn't stupid? You really are stupid. Plus u just admitted your entire country is stupid. Fool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:54pm
  • Omg if you care about it being real or fake why the fuck are you on this website?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Another "just because" tfln... Probably fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Jerkin' for Jesus is fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:40pm
  • I just lost the game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:17am
  • Your whole country isn't full of idiots, just the majority of it, Who said anything about London?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:45pm
  • U yanks r so fucking stupid. U give yourselves such a bad image. Mainly fat stupid jerk offs. A photo of Jesus? Ha ur kidding me right? I'm embarrassed for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:24am
  • Fuck you 8:17 fucking terrorist sack of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:24am
  • Just cause I jerk off with a cheese grater doesn't mean I have a problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because the Catholic religion views masterbation as a sin so pictures of Jesus would make him feel guilty for doing it! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Are people really making that big of a deal over the word use of 'photos'? Would 'oil canvas' be better for you? Can you get any more anal over something so trivial? Just take it as it is, and thats something that supposed to make you laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:07am
  • Masturbation is a problem if you're a social reject...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Charles Rutherford also says: if they stare at you too long while pleasing you smack then and tell them "no"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: you should ask Jesus for a handjob, b sure u make eye contact, our lord I'd watching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I didn't know any photos existed of Jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:47pm
  • 3:46.... time = lube &/or jizz?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:49pm
  • probaly the funniest one on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09am
  • Girls masturbate too, you know. Everyone just assumes the OP is male...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:07pm
  • 8:17 i'm sorry would u rather us put pics of Allah? U mother fuckin terrorists piss me off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Chuck Norris doesn't need to masturbate. He is naturally hard as a rock dumbasses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Photos of Jesus? You americans are so fucking stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Girls arnt usualy as opened about it is men though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Don't worry I'm sure Jesus will forgive you. Afterall, everyone deserves a chance to be happy and do something they love.

    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jun 12, 11 at 5:26pm
  • One time I was jerking off an then my cock started bleeding all over. Needless to say I finished off before dealing with the blood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Shiiiiiiit Jeff? Y u be trippen on dat ho man? U know dat skank ain't got no mo money fo u! Just back off and let yo bros handle dat bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Not everyone in 801 is Mormon you bunch of stereotypical morons... Not to mention you arguing or mentioning religion on tfln is the biggest fuckk g joke. Get a life dumbasses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:00pm
  • If you guys are arguing about religion over tfln, you need a life. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 8:48am
  • Damn you Jeff. Damn you to hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:23am
  • That's pretty funny. Secondly, 8:17 didn't say which religion that they were a part of, so it is unfair to assume that they are Muslim. There are more than just the monotheistic ones, you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:56am
  • RE: You have too much time on your hands. Get a job. a "hand Job" is a job WTF… the economy is terrible. I’m going to j/o, Bye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:35am
  • Sarre says believe in Jesus or you will have life abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:03pm
  • No, 8:33, Islam is the worlds biggest cult. Nothing but a bunch of psychotic child fuckers living in the stone age. If there was ever an argument in favor of genocide...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Stupid, maybe. But after visiting London I would say that city is filled with some of the most judgemental, fattest, ugliest people I have ever seen. Also don't understand what isn't stupid about stereotyping a whole country. Jesus pictures would definitely make me stop using a vibrator yikessss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:46am
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