Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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Haha this made me giggle inside..
What's wrong with ut Tyler???
this text either leads to a fucking awesome night or one hell of an awkward morning. trust me, ive experienced both
Get out of my dreams and into my car.
holy fucking shit i lovee this. this is my life currently.
These are brilliant words. I shall use them soon.
I won't post offensive material - just say this: I LOVE this - will surely use it in the future :)
Gotta find a way to use this fantastic line Probably better that I'm not single - Girls will think I'm not serious. Yeah...joking - HA HA!!!
Boo you 7:10.. I go to ut Tyler...
never got the chance to thank you: it works, been a year yesterday :D
Sarre says pay attention in college and study instead of have sex in college
How about you don't start shit, 6:41?
bahaha. this is amazing
dude. best line ever.
1:45 who says the OP is a girl? that sounds like way more of a guy line to me. pretty sure its far from controlling slut too. youre an idiot
I wish my gf said this
God I am totally using this!! Love it!!
1:45 Right, how's virginity in your thirties working out?
There's this married chick I know, totally using this on her. I think she's getting ready to get divorced, so maybe I'll get lucky :p
Love this! Totally fits my life right now!!!
That's how I feel with my best friend
JD this ones for u!
If I had a nickel for every time... lol
If someone said this to me I would lmao. It's kinda cute.
That's a great line
i've wanted to say this to so many guys...
Story of my life. If this is your life philosolphy, don't go to UT Tyler.
Good googly moogly That thang is juicy!!
T shirt worthy!!!!
that is the story of my life... im a guy, but you get the point girls
Those crazy vaginas...
It's affiliated with ut-Austin. That's what's wrong with it
I used them and they are a great conversation starter(;
i would have fucked him
Used on the right chick, at the right moment, this could be pretty epic.
9:09 You stupid ignorant cunt, it's NIGAAAAAAAA.
Yeah 7:01, do that to 6:41's sister as well. 6:41 I'll do it to you too.
Well said. I like the directness of this post. I will and yes please!
Hell yeah 7:01. Get it.
Holy motherfuck. :) this is some legit shit.
i love this , esp if the guy was hot nd ur bf was "routine "
I take it you didn't get laid with that line
Have to think about that.
No girl will fall for something as lame and blunt as this, Billy Ocean.
ahhh....a woman who knows what she wants. But if the OP does it, he is a dumb pussy. No cunt should ever tell a guy what he should or shouldn't do. Tell this controlling slut to hit the road
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