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  you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me

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• As cheesy pickup lines go, that's not half bad.

  Submitted by Herschel on Jan 24, 10 at 9:54pm

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• Good one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:55pm

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• Epic Win. Nuff said

  Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 1, 10 at 11:35am

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• Because he forgot he told you that. Stupid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:24pm

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• I love albino penises in me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:59pm

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• Oh oh oh. First! Zomglolwtfomgrotflmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:15pm

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• LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:15pm

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• I would so marry him.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:47pm

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• Hahahahaa.. Dumb ass bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:45am

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• last.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:46pm

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• Lmao

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:28pm

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• Haha solid excuse

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:33pm

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• Lmao I respect this, but damn what a terribly awkward situation

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:59am

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• God I love dumb ass chicks. You make the world go round

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:26pm

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• Fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:00pm

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• Third. And lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:20pm

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• wow SOOOO fake.

  Submitted by mmxx on Jan 26, 10 at 8:34pm

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• (818)prior to OP: I'm sorry but I have no short term memory, so how was the sex? What crazzzzzy things did I tell?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:33pm

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• Holy crap that's original! Another one to the favorites! Haha

  Submitted by ChristyxBee on Oct 8, 11 at 6:28am

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• Hah! Fail. Both this text, and mr/ms. "first"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:20pm

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• Sooo 818

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:12am

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• Bahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:36pm

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• My bf always says "but it's cold"

  Submitted by Amby on May 21, 10 at 1:48am

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• @8:34 who the hell gives a shit if it's fake. It's funny everytime somebody tells you something do you go wow so fake. Screw you tfln police and suck mah D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:33am

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• thats awesome lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:07pm

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• First

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:18pm

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• Sister youre telling me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:21am

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• No comments? First!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:44pm

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