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  • Difference between my woman and an Xbox? I can still get it on with my woman while she's got the Red Ring of death. And to all the boys here who find that gross...amateurs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:21am
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  • Oh my god best texts ever.

    Submitted by XPengooX64 on Aug 14, 10 at 3:04am
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  • How about the best of both worlds- a gamer chick who likes fucking while playin Halo? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:19pm
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  • I feel the same way about guys. Although gamer chicks don't have to worry about where their nerdy men are... they are on the couch next to them killing shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am
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  • red ring of death = most amazing analogy!! i plan on using it in the future, and my girlfriends agree =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:00am
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  • yeah but can you fuck an xbox 3 out of 4 weeks every month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:22am
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  • dear 10:59 *highfive*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:46am
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  • Difference btwn me

    Submitted by nymoemt on Mar 27, 10 at 9:45pm
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  • hahaha "red ring of death" made me lol, and I'm a girl. but i agree with 9:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:31am
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  • Tell that to my husband, who's XBOX360 is totally dead after a year & a half.... I've stuck around for 3 years so far!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:21am
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  • Nice, I'm in total agreement!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am
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  • what an enlightened statement, considering how prevalent erectile dysfunction is is the obese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:19am
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  • hahahahaha red ring of death. that is seriously fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:19am
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  • 11:19 had it right until he said Halo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:43am
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  • Hah kinda like a 360 gets a red ring of death every month...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:34am
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  • thats sad if a system that fails 7 in 10 times is more reliable than women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:24am
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  • Plus you can send the xbox back and get it replaced at no extra charge. Try doing that with your girlfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:41am
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  • @6:26 True, but you can't convince your Xbox to get a boobjob...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:48pm
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  • My Xbox can't give me an STD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:32pm
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  • beautiful analogy haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:53am
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  • and you have to send her away for a week and shes good as new

    Submitted by MandatoryOption on Apr 20, 10 at 10:11pm
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  • I get head while playing xbox live...halo 3...overkill ejaculation!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:31am
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  • Me and my husband give each other head while playing xbox. Its hard to play halo sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:29am
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  • I agree with 10:59... Don't play video games and definitely fuck bitches... No exceptions.. Life is too short to not get as much pussy as you can

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:00pm
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  • Yeah... Go fuck your xbox lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:56am
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  • Unlike your old lady for less than a weeks salary you can upgrade to the newer model.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:20pm
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  • getting pussy is better than only playing video games... You know you can have both

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:36am
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  • Hahaha Thats me and my girlfriends area codes. This makes me laugh!!! I thought maybe it was Myles but he's 310 ):

    Submitted by shaunnnn on Jun 29, 10 at 4:10am
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  • But unlike your girl for less than a weeks salary you can toss the old one in the closet and upgrade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:26pm
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  • I don't play video games, I fuck bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:59am
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  • Xbox is epic

    Submitted by seandjsullivan on May 31, 11 at 7:53pm
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  • Your xbox loves you more than any girl. It will ALWAYS do what you tell it to. And unless shes fucking you, the xbox is more entertaining...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:30pm
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  • Toooo Funny!!!

    Submitted by SDiggity on May 31, 10 at 2:04am
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  • Haha!!!

    Submitted by megsy77 on Apr 15, 10 at 11:16pm
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  • No babies for girls with their innards removed....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:09pm
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  • Its this mindset that keeps most americans from getting layed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:50am
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  • red ring of death = reliable. you sir, have a contradiction!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:43am
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  • Xbox girls are more fun anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:40pm
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  • this made me crack up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:07am
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  • As a woman I have to say that this statement is truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am
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  • 972 girls dislike this post

    Submitted by aliasone9 on Feb 12, 12 at 9:44am
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  • Things virgins would say ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:21pm
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  • But the xbox doesn't have a slot for your dick now does it?

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 18, 10 at 1:33am
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  • I love my orange county

    Submitted by elenaaaa on Jun 19, 10 at 6:16pm
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  • Hmm I'm from the 714/562 area, I'm imagining two of my husbands friends who probably had a conversation just like this. They can't get girls, and would make comments like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:34pm
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  • Have you never cut your finger? God didn't make mud truck tires for looking at.

    Submitted by tonyduncan on Mar 29, 10 at 1:16am
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  • And Microsoft won't fix a woman for free. (they might pay shipping and handling though. IT guys can get lonely)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:38pm
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  • i used to have a girl that would love to blow me while i played xbox. it was amazing. (832 4 LIFE!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:50pm
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  • No red ring of death for girls with their innards removed! Yay me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55pm
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  • I perfer playing with my xbox friends than hanging with my boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:38pm
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  • Yes, but you can't bust a nut all over your Xbox every day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:35am
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  • Just skip your perioddd!!! Four times a year? Muchhh bettteer :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:42pm
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  • And a ps3 is more reliable than both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:02am
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  • @7:41 I have, didn't work to good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:44am
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  • Best ever

    Submitted by frylok on Sep 17, 10 at 7:28pm
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  • Hahaha awesome way of thinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:55am
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  • i fuck my xbox 4 out of 4 weeks of the month.. right after im done fucking my gf... and i get her only 3 out of 4 weeks.. so xbox = more reliable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:04am
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  • Agree with 10:59 and 1:00... Fuck bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:03pm
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  • 714... R3PR3S3NT!!! All about that OC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:23am
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