That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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