Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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