How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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