yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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