Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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