OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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