I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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