As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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