found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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