While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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