Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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