my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
