omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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