Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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