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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n

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sry, psychiatrist trumps professor

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No professor definitely trumps psychiatrist. Every girl's fantasy.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:58am

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I dunno, depends on if the psychiatrist was the responders' own shrink. That would be pretty damn illicit. 

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:22am

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Why is it that apparently every female poster on TFLN is a whore?!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:15am

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- because all females are whores
  
  Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 12, 10 at 7:45pm
  
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  - Excuse me, female here and I take offense to that. Not true. MANY of my kind are whores but not all of us =D
    
    Submitted by briar_angel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:45am
    
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- im sorry not all females are whores, just 99%
  
  Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 13, 10 at 1:24pm
  
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Oh no...nailing your shrink beats nailing your professor any day. Kudos to you. Haha

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:51pm

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he wanted to show your nuts....Waka- Waka!

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 12, 10 at 9:29am

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\n\n???????

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:28am

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- and apparently \\n\\n is what happens when you enter down and try to write on two lines.
  
  Submitted by SWCT16 on Feb 13, 10 at 11:21pm
  
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- I'm pretty sure \\n\\n is a variation on the blushing emoticon...
  
  Submitted by redmenace48 on Feb 17, 10 at 4:44am
  
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Professor DEFINITELY wins!

Submitted by lovenicky on Feb 12, 10 at 2:30pm

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Thank fucking god I'm not the only one that screwed my prof. A huge mistake, yes, but yeah I always win the illicit sex story competiton! Thank you OP for joining my ranks !!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:06am

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Hahahah dumbass. Psychologists are different from psychiatrists because they don't have a medical degree, therefore PSYCHIATRISTS have the drugs

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:05am

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Second

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:27am

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Professor trumps psychiatrist, if only because I wish I could fuck my professor

Submitted by Anonynnous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:22pm

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I'm guessing the OP meant \nn/

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:15pm

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See, if the OP were a guy (very well could be) no one would be calling him a whore. Double standard.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:34pm

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Eew. Definitely NOT every girls fantasy!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:05am

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Scary thing, I have am from 707 as is my friends but I have a friend who is from mariposa which is 559... i wonder what they are doing lol

Submitted by MissBekah707 on Dec 13, 10 at 10:18pm

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Learn how to spell texting site please. Be more sophisticated. You're commenting on tfln.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:01am

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Fuckin whores!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:07am

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I am willing to bet a million dollars in cash this is fucking fake.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 12, 10 at 1:51pm

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He'll yeah!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:18am

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I'd say psychiatrist...but how bout youth pastor...?

Submitted by uhwhat on Feb 13, 10 at 7:05pm

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I'm a professor... and yes - every PROFESSOR's fantasy too...

Submitted by chapelhillprof on Feb 12, 10 at 11:15pm

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- As an NC college student I find this super creepy. \n\nThank you for making class very awkward for me on Monday.
  
  Submitted by SWCT16 on Feb 13, 10 at 11:20pm
  
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Whores are awesome

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:19am

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Fresno on the map!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:26pm

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Gotta love Central Cali....Fresno I'm just guessing

Submitted by pnktiger on Aug 18, 10 at 3:07am

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Depends on if they were married. And how attractive they are. But my vote would be professor. Psychiatrist might psychoanalyze the experience. If you're going that direction, at least go psychologist: they've got drugs.

Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 12, 10 at 9:59pm

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- actually, its the other way around. psychiatrists are the ones with the drugs. id fucking know considering im studying to be one.
  
  Submitted by anonimouse on Feb 13, 10 at 12:09am
  
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U r a slut

Submitted by baas on Oct 21, 10 at 3:48am

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Whores

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:28pm

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I think you're all a bunch of tools fighting over the interent on a texting sight. Seriously!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:51am

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What does "\n\n" stand for?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:12pm

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My uncle married his shrink. Hoo boy.

Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 4, 10 at 2:07am

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Wow! Nice

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:12pm

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It's true.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 11:19pm

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First!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:14am

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whores and fake

Submitted by Farside on Feb 12, 10 at 10:02am

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how do you do that!?!??! i've always wanted one of my profs but don't know how!

Submitted by forest on Feb 12, 10 at 12:42pm

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- be more awesome :)
  
  Submitted by badass9876 on Oct 21, 11 at 4:50pm
  
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FIREFIGHTER trumps all of the above, duuuh burgers!

Submitted by Whiskey7 on Sep 9, 14 at 12:43am

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