it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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