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  I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.

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• Well you were nailed by the fuck truck.... Not sure about the rest of it

  Submitted by SaducarGeneral on Jun 17, 12 at 3:51pm

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• I know this feeling.

  Submitted by LD83 on Jun 17, 12 at 2:57pm

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• LD83, how much of a slut are you?

  Submitted by mystera on Jun 17, 12 at 4:28pm

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  • She is such a slut she took the train to pound town and never left

    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 17, 12 at 9:13pm

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  • Well, you see, if you have to ask; the answer is: she isn't your cup of whore tea.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 18, 12 at 3:43am

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• Vodka with sex? Or sex with vodka? Because i am guessing the latter would explain the fencepost feeling.

  Submitted by DamnYankeeGirl02 on Jun 17, 12 at 2:55pm

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• What, I have to be a slut to have awesome drunk sex with my boyfriend? Buncha losers.

  Submitted by LD83 on Jun 20, 12 at 4:34pm

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• Sounds like you got drunk and had sex with the handle of vodka

  Submitted by olderthanyou on Jun 18, 12 at 8:21am

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• I know the feeling.

  Submitted by Stosh on Jun 19, 12 at 3:33am

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• I'm imagining coochie slivers and I just shed a tear.

  Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 17, 12 at 11:50pm

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