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(204): View more from Manitoba

Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

I don't have a cat..?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex

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(703): View more from Virginia

He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.

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(805): View more from California

im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.

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(716): View more from New York

I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.

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(907): View more from Alaska

immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

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(217): View more from Illinois

Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy

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