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  I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.

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• Until you talk about babies. Then we're out.

  Submitted by Ahhaynie on Apr 20, 12 at 11:37am

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  • Girl has to be hot in the first place otherwise "guy won't fuck you" would be the starting point of this game.

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 18, 12 at 2:25pm

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• "you could show me a picture of you cutting my mothers head off, and I would still fuck you" -Louis CK

  Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Apr 20, 12 at 12:17pm

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• A women finally understands it. A lays a lay

  Submitted by thegreatwhite on Apr 20, 12 at 11:39am

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• Glad you were finally able to definitively conclude this for us, the several thousand years of human history wasn't enough proof...

  Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Apr 20, 12 at 1:43pm

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  • Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

    Submitted by MustangMatte on Apr 20, 12 at 2:03pm

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    • YES!!

      Submitted by 2jzstang on Apr 20, 12 at 7:50pm

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  • You sir, are a mouthful.

    Submitted by jonathan171 on Apr 20, 12 at 9:43pm

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• Are you kidding? That'd make me *more* attracted. Crazy sex is the best sex. Just don't tell her your real name or where you live. (Bets are off, of course, if I'm visiting Australia from the USA.)

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 1:10pm

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• Obviously none of you are in your 30s.

  Submitted by dumsumbitch on Apr 20, 12 at 1:02pm

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  • Obviously not, because what 30 year old would be pathetic enough to frequent and comment on a website of immature texts targeted mainly at college students...

    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Apr 20, 12 at 1:44pm

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    • This guy!

      Submitted by ralphmacio on Apr 21, 12 at 4:07am

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    • Cause your suposed to be boring and stop having adventures at 29?

      Submitted by Malicius on Apr 21, 12 at 8:48am

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    • Hell I'm 45.

      Submitted by rimmion on Apr 21, 12 at 12:49pm

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      • I'm 46 and now get off my lawn, all of you.

        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 1:08pm

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        • I'm 48, and really pathetic. That's why I'm here.

          Submitted by AsOldAsYourMom on Apr 23, 12 at 12:47am

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• Please stop making dictionaries compensate for general stupidity. The word you're looking for is "deduce." and before any of you go look it up in an online dictionary and "prove" me wrong, deduct means deduce as much as literally means figuratively.\nWhich is not at all.

  Submitted by dothewave on Apr 22, 12 at 12:41pm

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• A more relevant test is if he'll fuck you, call you or even acknowledge you AFTER he fucks you in the shadow of all that crazy.

  Submitted by WilliamD314 on Apr 21, 12 at 3:31am

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  • true story. fuck and run

    Submitted by reeln on Apr 21, 12 at 12:22pm

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• I'm out if she's so retarded or def that she sounds like a wookie. I don't care what she looks like.

  Submitted by bigdickplaya on Apr 20, 12 at 11:45am

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• Some even find it to be a turn on.

  Submitted by Namenlos on Mar 16, 14 at 7:14pm

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