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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.

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Mind calling Sprint for me?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:44pm

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someone was there at 3am to answer?

Submitted by anonny on Mar 1, 10 at 4:37pm

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- That's like noon in India.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 4:54pm
  
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  - I wish I could give you the thumbs up
    
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Mar 2, 10 at 12:07pm
    
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Win.

Submitted by HMetalDrummer on Mar 1, 10 at 7:09pm

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Epic WIN.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:46pm

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Uh all phone companys have a 1800 number to call that's there all the time lol..

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:43pm

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this sounds like it could be my brother

Submitted by SmokyMcPot on Mar 1, 10 at 7:13pm

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Well worth the 20 bucks he spent on alchohol I suppose

Submitted by mds123 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:31pm

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am i the only one who likes dick in their asshole???

Submitted by ^_^ on Mar 1, 10 at 4:35pm

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- Richard?
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 4:52pm
  
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  - Doushe?
    
    Submitted by moochers on Mar 1, 10 at 5:28pm
    
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i did that once with bank of america!! lol i hate bofa

Submitted by idkwhathey on Mar 3, 10 at 5:43am

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I've done that before countless times. They are fucking stupid

Submitted by revivedhunter on Mar 24, 10 at 3:29am

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Actually 1:14 I have called T-Mobile at 3 am on a Sunday morning and ordered a new Blackberry! Don't talk shit unless you know what you're talkin about.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:27am

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Yall niiggas crazii

Submitted by criilkiila on Mar 1, 10 at 5:20pm

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I swear I think companies understand us customers better when we're drunk

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:50pm

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No shit 8:35. I imagine it would be a permanent thing at least until his contract runs out.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:05pm

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Hey. Call AT

Submitted by subjesul111 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:02pm

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I LOL'd.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:44pm

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He is a genius

Submitted by yousirareagenius on Mar 20, 11 at 4:30am

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Epic.

Submitted by sumoBill on Mar 1, 10 at 6:34pm

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First

Submitted by afiolmahon on Mar 22, 10 at 9:47pm

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Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 6:59pm

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well let me know how you did that, I wanna do it next time I get drunk !!!

Submitted by jbinthe615 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:40pm

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Awesome victory

Submitted by 2010shadean on Aug 3, 11 at 6:57pm

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Epic.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:21pm

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Yes. Defs the only one

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:36pm

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if you diliked this text then you are a prick. congrats man!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 4:20pm

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Guarantee!! Your bill will be so fucked up now....you are probably paying an EXTRA $60.00......

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 4:50pm

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thats realy wierd :P

Submitted by ColdShock on Mar 2, 10 at 4:00pm

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too bad they suck!!!!

Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:42pm

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Lagit

Submitted by frootyboom8 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:47pm

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Yes that would be

Submitted by websterr on Mar 2, 10 at 2:41pm

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t mobile isn't open at 3 in the morning you lying fuck

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:14am

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dude.. fucking legitttt :)

Submitted by woahhtherenow on Sep 8, 10 at 2:54am

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Stfu all of u who trash texts like this its funny laugh then move on if u dnt like it dnt put shitty coments on here

Submitted by madhatterr on Mar 2, 10 at 5:21pm

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Sprunt, att

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:52pm

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I love dick in the butt.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:01pm

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I must attempt this now.

Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:43am

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More moolah to blow on booze!!!

Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 3, 10 at 1:32am

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tmobile plans are actually cheaper than that. I work for them. best drunk dial ever.

Submitted by t83927x on Mar 1, 10 at 11:46pm

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What an idiot... Tmobiles plans are now 60 bucks. Worst drunk dial ever

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:01pm

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- I'm pretty sure they're actually $49.99 for certain plans. But regardless, different plans cost different prices, for all we know he has a lot of phones on his plan and it's the most expensive one they have available. Could be a win or it could be a lie. We'll never know.
  
  Submitted by keo on Mar 1, 10 at 9:45pm
  
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Was it worth the $20 bucks he spent to get him that drunk?

Submitted by mds123 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:35pm

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can we be friends? please?

Submitted by omgitslace on Mar 2, 10 at 1:02am

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Tech support isn't evem open at that time

Submitted by delgado87 on Mar 11, 10 at 4:30am

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If u got comcast buy a ufc ppv fight and call the next day and say u didnt mean to. Works everytime

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:22pm

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