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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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and?

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RIP clitoris

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(240): View more from Maryland

She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.

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(516): View more from New York

my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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