Really, I don't get how people are like "OMGGGGGG DID YOU SEE HE SAID 'A FEW MINUTES LATER' HAHAHAHA HE CAME TOO SOON!!"
Because uhh... who says you have to climax to lose your virginity? I'm pretty sure as long as he can get it in, he's golden. So, maybe a few minutes later he was fucking her... which counts as losing his virginity. Asshats.
Oh i sort of interpreted the number system as the things the chick was going to do for him. So if he'd said 2 it would've just been the making out, i dunno.
the point of the numbers is basically to decide whether or not she'll fuck him. if he picks the right number, she will, if he picks the wrong one she wont. but since shes a whore she would probably fuck him anyway.
8:00 I would probably say 4 or 5 if I didn't want to fuck her but I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Besides, I might not be able to fuck an ugly chick but I could definitely get a blowjob from her.
......God, the first time I read it it almost sounded rapey. But I guess he's freaking out cause he thought he almost picked wrong.
The girl isn't necessarily a whore, Judgey McJudgertons.
Kim kardashian Gets me flaccid, I'd rather fuck Joan rivers then her. If your going to picture a hot chick, let it be Maria sharapova or something better then bigger fucking trash
Dude if she actually had a number in mind to decide whether you won the fuck lottery, I want to meet her and shake her hand. I might adopt this policy as well for when my decision-making skills are out of order.
This happened to me, the guy said pick a number between one and ten and I said six cause it's my lucky number and he said ok and then kissed me. I asked him later why he asked for a number and he said if I had said a number five or higher he would kiss me and if I said a number lower than five he wouldn't have. I think it was just a way of making up his mind, like flipping a coin. This sounds like what that chick did to the OP, but with sex.
This is a disgrace to the 918. Not all women spread their legs for a number. I'm glad that in the heart of the bible belt even the morals have been tampered with and all kids want to do is lose their virginity
I do this but I ask on a scale of 1 - 10 how bad do you want it
I only fuck them if it's 8 or above, 7 or below might get you a blow job if I'm in a good mood
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