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  you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you

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• Real fishes? Or crackers?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:47am

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• In Soviet Russia, goldfish drink best friend potion together and throw carpet on you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:54am

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• Uh oh! Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:05am

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• You are a whore... Congrats

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:38pm

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• am i the only one that noticed that this text says BITCHES and not FISHES? the grammar police needs to work on their reading comprehension.

  Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:15pm

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• Everyone commenting on everyone else's poor grammar should really get a life...fucktards

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:01pm

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• There's about a 99.9% chance I was with whoever sent this message

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:36pm

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• bahahahaha omg I literally laughed out loud... love this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:58am

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• Can I join?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:27am

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• HAHA i miss nights similar to these...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:47pm

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• Haha holy shit that's halarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:31am

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• how far did they swim?

  Submitted by deacon on Feb 18, 10 at 11:03pm

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• Fishes isn't even a word anyway.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:23pm

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• A whales penis is called a dork

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:19pm

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• It's funny... And it's fun to be stupid sometimes ppl... Lighten up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:57pm

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• Actually the correct plural of fish is "fishies"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:42am

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• Um 857 did you mean grammatically INcorrect ? Your a douche.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:43am

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  • you mean YOU'RE, right? haha

    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:13pm

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• Hey 12:15, way to look like a retard, retard. We are not discussing the op when referring to fishes, we are speaking of a comment where someone used

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:56pm

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• I agree with 9:09

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:33am

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• It's fish, not "fishes"..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:08am

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• 10:06 go to hell u fucking dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:57am

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• Wow... I just get on here to read funny texts... Everybody on here takes things waaaaaay too seriously.... Lighten up!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:36pm

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• Is your cock delicious? ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:35am

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• Lmfaoooo haha SWIM BITCHES!! that's the funniest shitt ever!!

  Submitted by NinaRawz on Jun 5, 11 at 10:00am

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• 10:43 Don't correct grammer if you can't properly use "your" and "you're."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:13am

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• Fishies? Maybe if you're in the republic of Tennesee..... Or Ar-Kansas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:41am

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• Haha! I can't believe people are fighting about grammar. Does it really matter? You sound like a bunch of five-year-olds. Grow the fuck up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:06pm

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• Awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:32am

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• Wow the ppl commenting on these txts take them wayyy too seriously...geez relax.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:39pm

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• 11:13- don't tell someone not to correct "grammer" if you can't spell grammar correctly.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:55am

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• So what was in the potion?

  Submitted by electricworry on Feb 20, 10 at 1:37pm

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• 729 we should meet lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:31am

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• I doubt the living fuck out of it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:56pm

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• You are a piece of shit you fucking racist asshole!!!!!! I hope you get hit by a fucking car!!! You are useless and you should die!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:09am

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• I love them fishes.... And cock.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:29am

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• After the bff potion u shoulda made a swimmy fish potion

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:26pm

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• "best friends potion" - bloody brilliant haha

  Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 2:58am

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• I'm from 251 and last night I went to a party an we passed around a fucking gallon jug of goldfish al night long

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:38pm

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• 857: You do know that "fishes" is grammatically correct, right? You were just joking about that, right? Oh no, you weren't, were you? You ignorant, fucking, fool. Pick up a goddamn text book every now and then. Or, better yet, type in the word "fishes" in a search engine.

  Submitted by anon33 on Feb 14, 10 at 10:06am

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  • btw "fishes" is the proper plural form when talking about more than one species of fish. maybe if you had followed your own advice you would know that. =]

    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:20pm

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    • oops never mind, i'm obviously too hungover right now to do anything that involves logic. haha

      Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:21pm

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• I doubt it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:37pm

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• Wow I see the "251 BITCHES!" comment and wonder who the hell is that proud to be from fucking south Alabama? Then I look at the name and see Brandie Lou. Perfect.

  Submitted by hamnop on Jul 26, 10 at 3:23pm

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• YEEESSS!! 251 BITCHES!!!\n\nLove it!!

  Submitted by brandielou on Jul 6, 10 at 2:30am

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• "fishes" is most definitely NOT plural for fish.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:08am

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• ITS DA GRAMMUR NAZIS WATCH OUT!!!!!!!1!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:49pm

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• I love the fact that my friends and I do shit like this when we're sober...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:10pm

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• Wow they passed another fucking text about gold fish. This site is lame as fuck now.

  Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 14, 10 at 1:40pm

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• (515) hahahaha amazing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:25am

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• How is this racist?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:45am

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• Keebler

  Submitted by Chaucer on Jul 28, 13 at 5:22pm

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• Wow. Fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:47am

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• LMFAOOOOO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:06am

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• The grammar police need to calm the fuck down. This is hailarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:26pm

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• WoW!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:29am

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• Am I the only one that realizes that THEY FUCKING KILLED SOME FISH

  Submitted by Lamar15 on Feb 27, 11 at 1:37am

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