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  She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep

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• I woke up a couple weeks ago and my girlfriend was giving me a handjob. She was asleep and giving me a handjob.

  Submitted by seuqcaj13 on Jun 4, 10 at 3:39pm

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  • i cant tell you how many times ive been hard core felt up by my bf in his sleep! this just made me believe that he is telling the truth when he says "i just woke up and you were on top of me" lol

    Submitted by CrysMoney777 on Mar 16, 11 at 5:28pm

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• Did you bang Goldilocks or something? Not too big, not too small.

  Submitted by SaraJean on Jun 4, 10 at 3:25pm

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• I'm so trying this the next time I'm with my bf

  Submitted by jchinny24 on Jun 4, 10 at 5:17pm

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  • trying? are you gonna start saying it, check out his dick and then change your mind? "naaaah, C- at best"

    Submitted by Leto on Jun 5, 10 at 3:13am

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• Haha just right

  Submitted by jgood69 on Jun 4, 10 at 3:26pm

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• That counts as a win

  Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 4, 10 at 3:27pm

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  • unless shes into collecting miniatures...

    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 4, 10 at 9:21pm

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    • haha yesss!

      Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jan 6, 12 at 4:02pm

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• oh morning wood! you did the trick again

  Submitted by canonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 4:02pm

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• Marry her.

  Submitted by aznasshole on Jun 4, 10 at 5:20pm

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• Best. Wake-up. Ever.

  Submitted by jiggaboo on Jun 5, 10 at 4:57am

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• How sweet

  Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on Jun 4, 10 at 3:45pm

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• Her wifestock went up. Congrats, dude.

  Submitted by rebkadsinger on Jun 4, 10 at 10:30pm

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• Fuckin piiiimp haha

  Submitted by dt90 on Jun 5, 10 at 12:53am

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• I'm confused, is it bad or good? She just turned him on and then went back to sleep :/

  Submitted by PostToTheHost on Jun 4, 10 at 9:03pm

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• Who is voting this a bad night?! Fucking win!

  Submitted by realtree on Jun 4, 10 at 4:05pm

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• I wana get laid now :(

  Submitted by kaizorz on Jun 4, 10 at 5:12pm

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• Win-win situation. I feel her gratitude--appreciate the right size--it sounds like you were bigger than the guy I slept with last week which was such a let down.

  Submitted by TCFan on Jun 4, 10 at 9:36pm

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• Maybe the bad votes are because she turned over n went back to sleep?

  Submitted by wombatt on Jun 4, 10 at 4:07pm

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• Joe Nowak

  Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 4, 10 at 9:19pm

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• Uh oh, I did this last weekend.....

  Submitted by SH1 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:13am

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• Nice to have a steady lay!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 4, 10 at 8:04pm

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• You totaly said "I do to hony"and then just stare at her

  Submitted by johnnyk on Jun 29, 10 at 8:49am

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• If only my girlfriend said shit like this...

  Submitted by jmfobros on Jun 10, 10 at 11:33am

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• Ah love...

  Submitted by Jaco823 on Jun 7, 10 at 12:14am

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• how lame..

  Submitted by shabazz on Jun 5, 10 at 1:22am

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• Thats a keeper

  Submitted by PimpyMclicious on Jun 6, 10 at 5:11pm

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• she's a keeper.

  Submitted by dearleanneee on Jun 6, 10 at 10:17am

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• I think people voted bad night because it might have been his mom/grandma/etc.

  Submitted by NakedGrandma on Jun 8, 10 at 10:23pm

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• hmm is it that good?? ;] text meh

  Submitted by vicky17 on Jun 4, 10 at 7:30pm

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• It's like when women fake orgasms, who cares if it's real or fake all that matters is that it sounds like a good thing!

  Submitted by Phys on Jun 4, 10 at 3:39pm

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• Get some.

  Submitted by batmanlololol on Jul 4, 10 at 9:41am

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• Wake her up and sex her up then see how big ur dick gets

  Submitted by Fraze on Jun 8, 10 at 1:48pm

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• So lemme get this straight,\nShe tried your dads' dick and it was too big,\nShe tried your brother's dick and it was too small.\nShe tries your dick and it was Just right?\nWhy the fuck are you dating the Goldilocks of Dicks?

  Submitted by sumyungguy on Jun 4, 10 at 6:56pm

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  • Yeah...way to have an original thought there.

    Submitted by SaraJean on Jun 4, 10 at 10:36pm

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• In Soviet Russia 12 inch cocks are for 3 year olds

  Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jun 5, 10 at 1:46pm

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• So I'm like 8 is tht the right size?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 11:22pm

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• Niiiiccccceeeee!!

  Submitted by k_y on Jun 4, 10 at 7:23pm

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• epic

  Submitted by heathers on Aug 5, 10 at 3:31pm

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• Sounds like someone I know .. First name starts with an H

  Submitted by Furreal on Oct 16, 11 at 4:19am

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