I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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holy fuck you win..that shit was art
you win
Good lawd this wont be topped
+1000 internets to you good sir
Epic
win!
FTW!
Well played sir.
If I see lightning is it just a matter of seconds before thunder cums?
Porksword has made one of the most epic comments in history. I think the person who sent this text borrowed the line from the movie The Rundown (although it was in reference to a fist and a foot).
I suddenly have an urge to cut my hair in a mullet and drive a '78 Camaro.
Thor?
THOR'S TESTICLES ARE MIGHTY AND FULL OF MOLESTATION
how can balls be full of molestation
How doesn't matter it just is....DO NOT ANGER THE MOLESTER BALLS!!!
@porksword -- kudos.
I guess the tears afterward are the rain that almost always accompanies thunder and lightning?
Does that mean one hits before the other?
this is very very frightening
Name your dick...not your balls.
A lot of guys name all three
Porksword won the Internet.
In fact it was a real gem... Quite the family jewel
Your a God among men!
@porksword, that's was priceless.
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