So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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