Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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