after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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