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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced

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(704): View more from North Carolina

he looks like a really good dad on facebook

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll

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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class

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that is WHY your in summer classes

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worth it

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described

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(714): View more from California

There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?

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(815): View more from Illinois

Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.

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(562): View more from California

So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.

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