Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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