oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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