I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Holy shit dude........stairs
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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