capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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