do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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