what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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