I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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