some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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