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  I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.

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• when I first read this, I thiught it said "I'm lonely and horny..." LOL

  Submitted by skeezer on May 20, 14 at 7:46am

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• I'd settle for your mom too!!

  Submitted by 297thdbag on May 20, 14 at 5:09am

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• There's a lot going on in that statement.

  Submitted by NJ_Pablo on May 20, 14 at 9:22am

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• Horny and hungry and wants his mommy. That's no way to go through life.

  Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on May 20, 14 at 7:13am

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• I hear ya, kid.

  Submitted by kin_in_in on May 20, 14 at 3:19pm

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• I did settle son, now go mow the lawn!

  Submitted by slucketlist on May 22, 14 at 2:15am

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