YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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