So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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