There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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