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  why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

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  you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

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• gotta love the good ol 570 <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:33am

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• Didnt happen obviously

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:01am

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• hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaa

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:49am

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• typical 570, keep making us proud!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:52am

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• haha, i read that as "marijuana mcflurry"

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:16am

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• Lmao. U my dear... Are amazing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:11pm

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• omg thats probably one of the funniest things i have heard in a whiiiiile!! hahaha...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:51pm

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• fucking fantastic aHAHAHA.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:59am

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• has anyone seen the previews to "THE HANGOVER" I feel like this is a quote that we're going to hear in that movie - haha it looks hiiiiilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:06am

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• this seriously just made my day.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:30pm

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• i think i just pulled an ab muscle. and i'm crying. this is fucking hystericalll. i can just imagine his friend wrestling his phone away from him as he's dialing 911 screaming "WHERE'S MY FUCKING MCFLURRY?!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:35am

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• HAHAH best one yet.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:14am

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• This text is epic... definitely in my top 3 tfln's.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:07pm

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• this makes me happy to be in the 570 area.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:11pm

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• this is the best thing ive ever read

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:42pm

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• I laughed 'til I wasn't even making sound anymore, then choked on my tongue ring. I almost died, but definitely worth it.

  Submitted by Snoop_A_Loop on May 14, 10 at 1:03pm

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• what could you have possibly put on that hit list?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:48pm

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• Ohhhhhhhhh my god that shit is HILARIOUS

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:51am

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• holy shit! that's the best thing i've heard all year!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:24am

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• for the win! im crying this was so funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 12:42am

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• my favorite one!!!!!!!! so funny! i love this site so much hahahaaa!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:40pm

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• this is why i love nepa.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:15pm

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• if a margarita mcflurry was offered at mcdonald's i feel like i would eat there a lot more often...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:42am

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• i have seen photo evidence of a girl in the 570 hanging out her car window...ordering liquor/possibly a margarity mcflurry...from mcdonalds at 2am

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:16pm

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• Yes! I saw the commercial for that movie! Def should be in the movie. Anyways this is toooo funny i love it!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:14am

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• I dreamed of a crown and coke blizzard from DQ after I read this. Whoa....

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:01pm

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• wow...this is totally great!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:53am

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• hahahahaahhaa. hysterical.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:51pm

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• Thats fuckin hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:34am

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• officially best one ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:10pm

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• nice try july 17 8:36 but no it wasn't

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:57pm

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• I HAVE YET TO READ A BETTER ONE ON HERE. I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35am

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• Next time you should order diet water lol

  Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:13pm

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• Amazing!!! lmao The best I have read on here. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:28am

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• mmm...a margarita mcflurry. i'll take 3

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:34am

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• best text conversation that has ever existed.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:43am

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• I just laughed so hard i cried, this is fucking hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:36pm

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• hell ya for the 570!!! im in the 305 but born in 570 and love seeing this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:17pm

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• LMFAO that's fucking amazing, seriously

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:54am

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• I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:29am

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• the greatest thing i ever read here

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:23am

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• LMFAO I just laughed so hard that my boss came over and yelled at me haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:21pm

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• 570 for life... wonder where they were... esu'ers?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:17pm

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• I wish I had witnessed this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:26am

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• this makes me feel alittle better about being from nepa. XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:53am

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• Oh yes Pennsylvania!

  Submitted by meganeb123 on Feb 20, 11 at 2:28pm

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• hellllls yea. i miss the burg

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:40am

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• that is a BRILLIANT idea! mcdonald's, make it happen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:53pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAH . funny as hell

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:28pm

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• I've done this at burger king..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:07pm

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• Best drive thru story. Ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:50pm

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• I LOVE THIS! i litterally fell off my stool bc i was laughing so hard :]

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:39am

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• I seriously just DIED laughing reading this. Fucking priceless.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:19pm

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• $20 says stroudsburg.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:23am

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• hahaha thats hilarious. "marijuana mcflurry" even better lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:31am

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• OH MY GOD! This was so hilarious I laughed until I cried. Then I read it again and its my area! Epic win.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:32pm

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• Hahaha this made my day!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:32pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  Submitted by alaysha_0 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:01am

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• NEPA.....there's nowhere like it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:02am

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• wow people up here are weird, i live in 570 and up near the NP highschool theres a mcdonalds and kids were high and jumped in the window cause they were talking too long

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:02pm

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• i <3 that this person seems to pissed that he/she didn't have more people on their hit list.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:49pm

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• This is awesome! I'll take one for now, and one for later! In all of the flavors, of course... one of my friends ordered Vodka with her dinner at KFC one night... it was hilarious ^_^

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:16pm

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• I once screamed at the drive-thru to worker to "slip a little more than pop into my drink" while trashed one night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:56am

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• agree with above, really wish i saw this kid order a margarita mcflurry, being from 570, i can sadly see it happening it too...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:23am

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• nope...scranton! U of S class of '08 baby! thank you, thank you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:09pm

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• LMFAO, this is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too funny. Dear God, lmfao I love your sense of humor.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:34pm

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• This is the best one ive read in a while! nicely done!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:20pm

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• oh my god! who in my fucking town said this? i'd soooo love to know :p it's awwwwesome!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:40pm

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• I tried to order one from mcdonalds and they just looked at me weird .... :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:21pm

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• not surprised one but that it's from the 570. lindsey, is that you? HAHA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:58pm

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• hahahaha that was hilarious i had to pause my life for laughter...try Burger King "you can have it your way" eff McD!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:58pm

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• I need a margarita mcflurry now!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:18pm

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• haha that text was ssent by me :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:36pm

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• i seriously just loled

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:25pm

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• cracked up for ever about this, your my hero

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:51pm

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• How do I favorite shit? Cuz this would b in there...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:24am

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• 570, always so proud, of getting no where in life. Best place EVER.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:55am

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• hahahahaha i ordered vodka with my happy meal one drunken night at mcd's

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:01am

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• Are you fucking serious?

  Submitted by Conrod on Jul 2, 11 at 1:04pm

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• Only in schuylkill haven.....Mickshaw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:20am

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• Holy shit that's hilarious!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:32am

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• ahhaha...fantastic that you called 911. like that bitch that got upset because they ran outta mcnuggets and called 911 like 6 times... I love people...

  Submitted by lostnwonderland on Feb 12, 10 at 2:13am

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• Love it 570!! This shit makes me laugh every time!

  Submitted by EclecticPandora on Jun 17, 11 at 12:11am

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• I cried reading this...so far this is the best one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:30pm

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• Hilarious !! Love it !!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:06pm

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• hahahahahahahaha best onnnnnnne by farrr

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:43pm

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• Please tell me this was referring to the south Scranton mcdonalds after 2am!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:01am

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• Only in the 570.... Fuck I love the valley.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:14am

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• OH WOW! best thing i have read in a long time. i would have love to seen that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:23am

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• I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! LMFAO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:08am

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• I LOVE THIS! I tell everyone

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:14pm

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• I want to know this person!

  Submitted by ditzzzichick on Aug 17, 11 at 3:29am

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• OMG Laughed until I cried.... thrice!

  Submitted by Aedantakai on Nov 14, 10 at 3:21pm

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• continued from above my screennames sealsoup if anyone from 570 is chill im down to hang

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:03pm

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• i love you scranton<333

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:05pm

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• 😭😂 Too funny

  Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 21, 12 at 5:36pm

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• lmao thats funny! u should come chill wit me n my friends haha we do shit like that all the time!

  Submitted by boostitorjunkit on May 25, 10 at 7:53pm

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• Hahaha YES!

  Submitted by Eileen_Dover on Jul 24, 10 at 3:35am

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• I acctually like vodka mcflurries

  Submitted by Vund3rV0dk4 on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am

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• Well played my friend.

  Submitted by eldominador01 on Dec 19, 11 at 3:06am

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• This is phenomenal! I want to party w this person

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 7:49pm

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• Greatest post ever.

  Submitted by studmuffin69 on Jan 4, 12 at 10:45pm

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• stroudsburg? please say it is so

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:37am

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• My god Scranton should be burned to the ground and cool story bro way to perpetuate the state of suck that is 570

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:44pm

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• they should totally make margarita mcflurries!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:56pm

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• Haha I would do that!!! -Kima law

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:27am

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• 570<3

  Submitted by labellavita570 on Dec 24, 10 at 2:26am

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• Lmfao

  Submitted by Dawnalisa526 on Aug 25, 12 at 10:11pm

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• So fuckin funny i cant stop laughing

  Submitted by nikkilovexoxo on Apr 6, 11 at 10:00pm

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