ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
